I Am Geek

(sung to the tune of `I am Woman' by Helen Reddy)

I am geek, hear me roar
In numbers too big to factor
And I know the sun shines out of Bill Gates' ass
Cause I've heard it all before
and fought in the perl vs. ici war
And no-ones ever going to get to silence me.
Yes, I am wise, but it's wisdom born of pain
Yes I've paid the price, but look how much I've gained
If I have to, I can code anything
I am prime
I'm indivisible
I am geek
You can mock and denigrate me
But it only serves to make me
More determined to track down that final bug
And my code is even longer
Not a novice any longer
Cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul
Yes, I am wise, but it's wisdom born of pain
Yes I've paid the price, but look how much I've gained
If I have to, I can code anything
I am smart
I am a genius
I am geek
I am geek watch me run
See me cutting code today
As I spread my loving shareware across the land
And I'm still an embryo
With such a long way to go
Until I make my brother understand
[chorus]